the creators of children's programming are perverted. i could pick from any of a thousand instances as evidence, but i'm going to use the one i just heard.
a table full of children were singing a song with some guy (or possibly lady) in a rabbit suit where they leave one word out each round. what they ended up with was "Little Peter ____ had a _____ upon his ____."
"well, that's all good and fine, Chelsea (and yes, rather disturbing)," you may be saying. "but what the fuck are you doing watching programming designed for 5 year olds?"
three words. my autistic brother. oops! i mean he's a person with autism. (yeah, i'm a really laid-back person who gets over things quickly. really.)