Tuesday, September 29, 2009


i like talking to people from here

more than i like talking to people irl.

i'm leaning towards the school of thought that there's nothing wrong with me and that everyone i know sucks.

but i'm open minded. however unlikely the theory may be, i'm open to the idea that i could be wrong.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

-oh, nothing.

i don't really have anything to say, so i'm gonna make another "weird shit i saw and took a picture of with my phone" series. let the weirdness begin!

it's a bit blurry, but there's a man with a fish slung over his shoulder. a giant fish. it's cherry flavored cod liver oil. i don't know about you, but that sounds way grosser than regular cod liver oil!

i don't know what it is, but it's whipped, and you can buy it for $2.98. a bargain for mystery whip, i'd say!

i'm not having any of your poison cocoa, lady! every time i see this i wonder how many victims this lady has claimed.

it only looks like dog food. it's people food. they promise.

this sign was posted in my the exam room of my doctor's office...

and here's the only thing that was in the room. there's at least an inch of dust gathered on that stuff. unless the sign is referring to the canister of cotton swabs across the room? i'm pretty imaginative, and i just can't think of anything dangerous to do with those things.

it's a sad world where this is the way you advertise. what's even sadder is it's probably really effective.

this is what it would look if you received a package from Voldemort. MAC Makeup is clearly run by death eaters.

i just like the can design.

i just like the composition. i stumbled upon it quite randomly.

Friday, September 18, 2009


okay. i think i'm addicted to the drama that is blogging. as much as i hate to admit it, i'm a Nerimon fangirl. kind of. i don't wanna jump his bones or anything, i just like his creativity.

so today, his girlfriend's blog was suggested to me by Google Reader. i figured why not. i end up reading about how Nerimon broke Kristina's heart.

now i feel kinda bad that i pre-ordered his album.

and i had to check that this --> blog post didn't coincide with the dumping. that would suck!

ok, i'm done talking about my creepy, nerd-stalking obsession.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

internet = epic fail

i was in the mood to write a happy blog today. i was going to write about how wonderful the world is and why life is sweet. i was going to write about how inspired i am and how much i love people.

but then i opened my browser and saw things like this

and this

and this!

so - i'm very sorry - but that's just not gonna happen today.

-and so starts September.