everybody dies

once again, Chelsea's internal diaglogue:

"I need another cup of tea, I'm dying. 'I'm dying.' A bit dramatic. 'I'm dying.' Never an untrue statement. What you're dying from could be a dramatization, but the dying part is always true. No one has ever made that statement without it being true. The only way it would be a lie is if you're dead. And no one dead has ever made a such a statement. At least as far as the living know. I'm consciously discounting the psychics. 3 for a dollar!!!"

unexpected beauty

you know what i love?

i love when you're just driving along in your car, putting on make-up at stop lights, driving as fast as you safely can, and all of the sudden BAM!

absolutely beautiful tree with all its red leaves, half of them blanketing the ground surrounding it on the side of the road. just gorgeous. random gorgeous.

that's what i love. :)

Life on the Ning

**Note: i started writing this and never finished. i have no idea where i was going with this**

last night had to be the nerdiest night of my life.

i spent a solid 6 hrs. talking to people on Skype. whilst doing this, i watched YouTube (The Guild FTW), and did the tag game on Daily Booth.

while i usually don't do that for 6 hrs, i DO end up doing some of those things EVERY NIGHT.

Too Long!

i'm sorry my poor neglected blog! i haven't taken the time to post to you since i became obsessed with that book! but don't you dare think it means i love you any less! <3

i'm just gonna go ahead and get my yayas out first (wow, that sounds a bit pornographic):

I AM OBSESSED with The Guide! it is my latest and greatest obsession. i can undeniably say it's my greatest because it's my first one that's going to result in money going to charity. which will end up improving the world. which, for me, is the ultimate goal in life. have no fear, i still have my obsessions with Dexter, Dr. Who, HP, and the Ning; but they're just all on the second shelf now.

i'm going to Hawaii! Nov. 25th to Dec. 1st! i've never been, so it's going to be awesome! i can't wait to go and just... ah! experience EVERYTHING! and i'll be taking pictures like a maniac! and- wow, i need to slow down on the exclamation points. but i'm super-extremely excited about this!

anyway, today i played hooky. just cuz it was better than going to work on a Monday. which gave me time to post a new video! oh yeah, and i've started vlogging. i've been wanting to, and i got a better camera, and i've posted two videos (1 & 2) so far. so, yay!

i have also started a Daily Booth account. it happened like this: @AlanDistro tweeted to follow him on Daily Booth. in order for me to do that, i had to create an account. so i did. and once it was created i figured, "might as well use it." hence my account on Daily Booth. (and it just took me hella long to find that damn tweet! i didn't realize i've been on DB for a month. :/)

and speaking of Alan, he broke The Guide Staff's collective hearts when after he commented on this picture and i wrote back, and Karolina wrote him an email, he responded to neither of us! Alan's a heartbreaker! we're still smarting from that one.

Random Reckonings:

i just realized that my candidate won in the last two elections i voted in! the American President and the Nerdfighterian President. :D

"hence" seems to be the word of the week. i've been using it everywhere lately!

*sigh* i hit "Update Podcast" for VLR with the sad, sick hope that something would download. it's sad to know Jimmy and Alex actually SEE each other all the time now, but still, VLR remains dead. i miss VLR. :(

i still wish i lived in England. things just seem to make more sense there.

Pics I'v Been Meaning to Post:


this is my basket of stuff i have at work. it will eat you!



been wanting to take these pictures for over a year now. the trick is, fog isn't too common in LA.



same pumpkin, two sides. Meg chose the confused face. and DFTBA on Daily Booth chose smiley face. :D

and a quick "weird shit" series:


please explain to me what part of a sandwich cookie is natural? real lard cream filling?


this is a straightening iron. her face is in between the elements of a straightening iron. ow!


they repackaged q-tips. no, wait! they wet it first.


it's not mouth wash, ok! it's Pre-Brush Rinse.


it's not actual whitening, it's just expressions of whitening.


"A new way to protect & rejuvenate your skin" yeah, ya know guys, i think there's a reason you've got a corner on the market. it's cuz you're the only one's stupid enough to want to smear snail slime on your face. oh, sorry. snail "extract."


it's not even Halloween yet. seriously?


and these are just awesome!